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by: Anonymous1

Mon Jun 29, 2009 at 03:49:27 AM EDT


Why, hello there! How are you? What are you doing?

As you can see, my brown paper bag has made me entirely anonymous.

It's chafing me a bit on the neck and I probably should have brushed my teeth before slipping on the bag, but I will suffer through.

Anything to be anonymous.  

Anonymous1 :: Hello there!
I have to tell you it's not easy trying to peer through those little eye holes to type.

At one point, the bag rotated around completely and everything went dark. Very troubling. I thought the internet had quit working as predicted.

I wish I didn't have to wear a bag on my head while posting here, but what else can I do to maintain my anonymity?

Thank goodness I was able to fit my hat on underneath the bag! I know many people are skeptical about the efficacy of aluminum headgear, but this is simply a lack of awareness and education.

Since some places are beginning to ban brown paper bags, I suggest that everyone secure as many as possible now, for future use. If you can't get your hands on a good bag, you can also try ensconcing yourself and your computer inside a cardboard box. This provides a similar level of anonymity and even shields your computer from viruses and malware!

Now, you can see this guy is giving the thumbs-up, but he's clearly an amateur. If he wants that to work properly, he's going to need to cover those openings with more cardboard or tin foil. Preferably both. That's what I do.

Oops! I just realized I didn't use any proxies. That's okay, because I'm just going to wrap some tin foil around my computer and hold it in place with a couple of magnets! Zzzttt-phhhttt....

/blog performance art

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well, welcome! (5.00 / 1)
whoever you are.

Cheers!

I'd wear a bag (5.00 / 1)
if eye wer u 2

Most people are idiots... But don't tell them. It'll spoil all the fun for those of us who aren't.  Vision flows where you decide to let it.  Same as it ever was.


Anonymous brings good 4chan.... (5.00 / 1)
welcome!

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"No Quarter Given"


Bagheads have all the fun (5.00 / 1)


Yo there, Anonymous1 (5.00 / 2)
Welcome to the Fight Club.

I am a resident troll. Yet the good folks here love me anyway.

Just FYI.

‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›


..... (5.00 / 1)
The concept of wearing a tin foil hat for protection from such threats has become a popular stereotype and term of derision; the phrase serves as a byword for paranoia and is associated with conspiracy theorists. In Japan, there is a religious cult, Pana Wave, based entirely on the conspiracy theory of electromagnetic fields. They dress in white clothes and wear specially made tin foil hats.

Wiki pp E A

Panawave sparks paranoia....
The paper bag is flammable

Paper bag + Tin Foil hat = trouble  


Aluminum Foil Is Not Recommended (5.00 / 1)
All aluminum surfaces develop a tough oxide coating, which eventually becomes highly electrically resistive. That means that two pieces in physical contact may not establish an electrical connection, so electromagnetic energy can basically flow through "cracks." Copper is far better. Gold or silver plated copper would be ideal.

I worked for years in intense, high-density EMF, and it never affected me at all.


oh really (0.00 / 0)
I worked for years in intense, high-density EMF, and it never affected me at all.

depends on your point of view




[ Parent ]
Are You Some Kind Of Troll Or Something? (0.00 / 0)
No wonder you spend all your time studying the career of Michael Jackson.

[ Parent ]
who? (0.00 / 0)
I admit I was alive from 1965 to now, and I might have even owned Thriller, but I couldn't care less about MJ.  If you had the TV on last week it was hard not to know something about the Jackson mess.  Unless, of course, you were sitting by your fire up the Rogue River waiting for the world to end.




[ Parent ]
Dangerous, misguided (0.00 / 0)
fool. Cardboard and paper bags are almost worse than no protection at all! And your helmet is all wrong! /bpe

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